1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,708 Let's go, Lisa! Let's go, dig deeper! 2 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:09,210 Just a few more minutes! I'm digging! 3 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,112 Okay! (panting) 4 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,047 To the side. Oh, girl. 5 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:14,348 Girl, come on, get up, what you doing? 6 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,184 Okay, okay, I got it. 7 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,352 (panting) 8 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:19,987 Sean G. ain't no punk. 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:20,988 Okay. Let's go. 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,356 Repeater! Repeater! 11 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,391 Repeater! Repeater! 12 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:24,925 Repeater! Repeater! 13 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,360 Okay, yes, yes, you got it. 14 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,661 I'm right behind you. Man. 15 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,962 Man. I'm gonna get up 16 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,664 'cause I want my abs to be so hard 17 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,733 I can wash the kids' laundry on them. 18 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,303 'Cause that-- that last water bill was stupid. 19 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,140 Oh, that's what I'm talking about, baby, 20 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,474 keeping it tight, keeping it right. 21 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,875 No, Tony, don't come over here with that. 22 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:44,212 I just burned 400 calories and you got at least 600 23 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,147 in potato chip dust on your lips. 24 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,150 Speaking of potato chip dust, 25 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,419 Rachel, you want to help me get some off my lips? 26 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,021 I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 27 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,356 Oh, well, girl, 28 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,291 first meal of the day, most important. 29 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,160 Oh, God. 30 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,794 Oh, I get it. 31 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,696 What's the matter? You ain't ready to come home yet? 32 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,265 Girl, I know the way. 33 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,966 Come home to men? 34 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,635 Donnie, little do you know, but that gut 35 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:08,969 is part of what's keeping me away. 36 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,239 Oh, girl, this ain't nothing but a little baby fat. 37 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,741 Give me a week and a bottle of water, I'm straight. 38 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,677 Choke yourself, Donnie. 39 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,147 I thought y'all went to the barbershop. 40 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,581 Oh, yeah, we were on our way. 41 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,650 But that Crazy Crab got to calling. 42 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,152 All you can eat. 43 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,720 And as you can see, that ain't all we can eat. 44 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,156 Shame. 45 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,157 Uh, Tony, really, 46 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:31,192 how can you eat that unhealthy junk? 47 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,193 Unhealthy? 48 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,927 Girl, potatoes are vegetables. 49 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:35,196 Fried vegetables. 50 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,197 Yeah, whatever. 51 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,331 Vegetables nonetheless. 52 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,633 Besides, fat cancels out fat. 53 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,701 Okay, where'd you read that? 54 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,171 In Dr. Fatkins' andquot;Reader's Fat-gest 55 00:01:43,171 --> 00:01:45,806 No, I think I read it in andquot;Get the Hell Out My Houseandquot; magazine. 56 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,408 You want a subscription? 57 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,742 Let me see, let me see. 58 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:52,680 This juice is only 15% real juice, baby. 59 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,815 Yeah, but it's the other 85% that tastes good. 60 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,017 Ah, I'll drink to that. Chow. 61 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,286 Okay, okay. 62 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,554 So, let me guess, it's just an illusion 63 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:03,191 that you two look really out of shape. 64 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,959 Girl, my gut ain't as big as it appears, all right? 65 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,095 I'm in the best shape of my damn life. 66 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,698 What shape is that? A circle? 67 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,766 Okay, you ain't believe it, huh? 68 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,101 Tone, let's get up and show 'em 69 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:15,436 how we get it in, huh, dog? 70 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,238 Oh, no, no, no, that working out is for broke brothers. 71 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,207 I'm too busy getting money. 72 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,641 (mocking) Yeah, money, money. 73 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,909 You just gonna put me out like that 74 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,511 in front of your wife and her lesbian sister? 75 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,246 All right, why don't you give me $20 76 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,080 so I don't appear as broke, huh? 77 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:29,049 Absolutely not. 78 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,984 I respect your decision. 79 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,921 I have to do it myself then, playboy. 80 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,556 Bam. All right. 81 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,825 Cool. What you want to do is, when you get started, 82 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:38,992 I'm trying to teach them something, 83 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,328 'cause you already know where we at. 84 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,062 What you gotta do is, 85 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,664 you gotta start with your right leg, 86 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:46,267 'cause your left leg is always behind, all right? 87 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,268 So you start with your leg. 88 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,602 And then you kinda stretch a little bit 89 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,239 and you be like, bow! 90 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:54,107 And you realize that you can't move. 91 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,477 Because, uh... 92 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,878 I think I got a cramp. 93 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,248 Cramp! Oh, it's a cramp! 94 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,815 Oh, help me with the cramp, now, 95 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,417 don't you see me falling? 96 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,386 Get my leg, now, call somebody, 97 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,087 get an ambulance over here. 98 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,656 Donnie, that was just the opening credits. 99 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,657 Aah! 100 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,758 It felt like the advanced tape. 101 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,560 Get the phone! Ain't nobody moving! 102 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,495 Aah! Ahh... 103 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,164 * I woke up and my wife said to me * 104 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,567 * The bill collectors want their fees * 105 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,769 * Kids keep talking back to me * 106 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,504 * Family time 107 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:28,609 * Family time, family time family time ** 108 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:37,285 Hey, Lis! 109 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,986 Hey, babe. 110 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,321 Girl, it's the middle of the day 111 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,855 and you still got a robe on, what's the matter? 112 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,457 Yeah, I took a shower. 113 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:44,758 I wasn't feeling too hot. 114 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,059 You okay? 115 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,295 I'm good. Okay. 116 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,397 But I, uh, I do want to talk to you about something. 117 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,664 Mmm, way ahead of you. 118 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:51,665 The kids have gone camping, 119 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,733 so maybe we should go talk 120 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:53,934 down at the Crazy Crab. Get dressed. 121 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,669 Weren't you just there? 122 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:56,870 Mm-hmm. Crazy Crab, girl. 123 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:57,971 That crab is crazy. 124 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:58,972 Woo! 125 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,808 Best seafood buffet in town. 126 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,676 A little Dungeness crab legs dipped in butter? 127 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,677 Mmm! 128 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:04,745 Girl, bring your big purse 129 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,779 in case we want to bring some home. 130 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,315 You feel me? You know you ghetto, right? 131 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,682 All right. So ghetto. 132 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,484 But I think I'll take a pass. 133 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,985 Pass? Girl, what's wrong with you. 134 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,821 What part of andquot;all you can eatandquot; don't you get? 135 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,156 Uh, the part where you eat way more than you need. 136 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:17,325 Oh, I get it, I get it. 137 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,692 You're still on that little workout tip. 138 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:19,827 All right, I respect that. 139 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,961 Give me your big purse. 140 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,630 I'll bring you some gluten-free salad. 141 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:26,334 Baby, I really think you should get on this health kick with me. 142 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,336 (scoffs) Girl, the only reason why a brother 143 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,437 would try to get in shape 144 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,539 is for him to get a smoking hot babe. 145 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,574 Look, been there, done that, and I put a ring on it. 146 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,844 Well, I just don't want you to have health issues later. 147 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,245 (scoffs) Girl. 148 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,347 What happened to the dream 149 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,349 of us growing old and fat together? 150 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,183 Now, if that comes with some health issues, so be it. 151 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,652 You gotta die of something. 152 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,220 I'd rather die with $80 worth of crab in my stomach, you feel me? 153 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,058 And again, I will pass. 154 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:54,995 I like being the sexy mama at the grocery store. 155 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:58,566 And plus, baby, I need you around, for me and the kids. 156 00:04:58,599 --> 00:04:59,800 Girl, I ain't going nowhere. 157 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,870 Wait-- both them kids is mine, though, right? 158 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,137 I'm just playing with you, girl. 159 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,606 You know I'm gonna be here for the family. 160 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,740 Except for tonight. 161 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,275 Tonight, I'll be down at the Crazy Crab. 162 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:11,078 Okay, well, we'll be here. 163 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,480 andquot;We'll 164 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,848 Quickest camping trip ever. Them kids back already? 165 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,685 Yeah, the other one will be here. 166 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,420 Other one? 167 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,389 I think I'm pregnant. 168 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,767 Pregnant? Pregnant?! 169 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,068 How could-- How-- 170 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,069 I just don't get it, I don't get it. 171 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,270 How could this happen? 172 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:38,872 Well, it wasn't in vitro. 173 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:39,940 Don't get cute. 174 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,041 That's what got us here in the first place. 175 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,476 No, what got us here in the first place 176 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,277 was you talking about some andquot;Baby, come over here, 177 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:47,280 I know you want some of this thunder.andquot; 178 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,982 Girl, I thought you was on birth control. 179 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,418 I was, but I got off it 180 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,952 when it started making me gain weight. 181 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,087 Oh, oh, that's-- I get you. 182 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,456 You're female, you don't wanna gain weight, 183 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,557 I feel you, I feel you. 184 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,891 But you know what else'll help you gain wait? 185 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,560 Having another baby. 186 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,894 You know what? 187 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,963 I really thought you'd have a different reaction. 188 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,097 I don't know why you thought that. 189 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,233 You ain't exactly no spring chicken anymore. 190 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,635 Oh, well, you wasn't complaining 191 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,169 when you was trying to get a piece of this chicken 192 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,605 with your crazy crab-eating ass. 193 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,108 Girl, you know I'm a sucker for chicken. 194 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,310 Look, look, look, but just let me breathe, let me... 195 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,979 (deep breath) Ooh, let me breathe. 196 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,181 It's just a whole lot to take in, that's all, that's all. 197 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,216 I got... I got two of 'em trying to get out 198 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,452 and I got one trying to get in. 199 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:25,719 And what's next, another one after that? 200 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,455 You about to be the black Octomom. 201 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:31,058 You know, I'm not exactly thrilled about this myself, 202 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,160 but it's an addition to our family, Tony. 203 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,862 A baby is a blessing. 204 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,263 Yeah, so is all-you-can-eat crab legs 205 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:37,731 and right now, I'd rather have that. 206 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:38,732 This is crazy. 207 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:39,733 Okay, I know, I know. 208 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,001 But can you see the positives? 209 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,537 The baby will have built-in babysitters: 210 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,572 the older siblings. 211 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,673 Mm, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 212 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,007 We could save a little bit of money, right? 213 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,476 Yeah, you know what else will save us some money? 214 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,678 Not having another baby. 215 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:52,613 You know what else will save me some money? 216 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,583 Divorcing you, getting alimony and child support. 217 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,286 I think we should have a baby. 218 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,488 It sounds like a good idea. 219 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,322 I'm with you, I'm with you. 220 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,962 Rachel, what are you doing? 221 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,363 I'm looking for some comfort food. 222 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:11,665 Lisa, where's the ice cream? 223 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,067 I threw all that stuff away, remember? 224 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,504 What? You can't have a pity party without ice cream. 225 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,806 That's like having a pity party without ice cream. 226 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,240 Oh, honey, it's gonna be all right. 227 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,309 Children are a blessing. 228 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,844 Okay, Lori, you don't even have kids. 229 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,713 Of course not, I don't have time for all that. 230 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:28,115 Besides, Lisa's got enough for both of us. 231 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,183 I bet you don't even know her kids' names. 232 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,521 Look, this is not about, uh, Devin 233 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,523 or Ebony or Ivory. 234 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,691 This is about our baby sister. 235 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,527 You're right. So sister to sister, 236 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,161 I want you to keep it real. 237 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,730 Is Tony really the daddy? 238 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:43,931 Why? You can tell me. 239 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,766 Why do I even call you when I have a problem? 240 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,867 Remember we went out that night 241 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,868 and we was wildin' out? 242 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,603 Who is andquot;we 243 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,539 And I says-- Oh, Lord! 244 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,840 What on... 245 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,207 Oh, Lord. 246 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,277 What the hell's all the giggling about? 247 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,612 Nothing, big papa. 248 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,981 Where you coming from, looking all sweaty and disgusting? 249 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,650 I know it ain't the gym. Right? 250 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,285 No, no, no, no, I was down at the chickenhead convention 251 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,554 accepting y'all awards for you. 252 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,055 You the founder. 253 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:11,424 Well, look, I actually was at the gym, getting it in. 254 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,360 You know, I gotta be in shape for the arrival 255 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,828 of little Tony or Toneeka. 256 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,630 Baby, I got in a whole three. 257 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:17,898 What? Get it, baby. 258 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:18,899 Three miles? 259 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,100 No, three minutes, baby. 260 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,101 I couldn't do it. I couldn't-- 261 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,903 I just ain't got it in me, I'm sorry. 262 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,371 That's a damn shame. 263 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,774 Your wife only wants you to get in half-decent shape 264 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,175 and you can't even do that. 265 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,710 Why can't you just mind your damn business? 266 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,011 No, wait, wait, wait, let me translate, 267 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,079 'cause I do speak chickenhead. 268 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,481 (clucking) 269 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,052 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 270 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:43,591 What is going on with all of this hostility up in here? 271 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,593 And don't think Lisa didn't tell us 272 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,361 about you being mad at her for being pregnant? 273 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:49,863 'Sup with that, baby bro? 274 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,732 Okay, first of all, Steve Harvey collars, 275 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,266 let me explain something to you. 276 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,735 I need you to lower your voice 277 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:55,836 when you're talking to me in my house. 278 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,338 Now, second of all, I wasn't mad, okay? 279 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,040 I just wasn't happy per se. 280 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,142 Oh, I see. 281 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:05,846 So you're telling me that you had the audacity, 282 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:09,349 you had the audacity to be not happy per se 283 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,752 that my beautiful little sister 284 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,622 is pregnant with your marsupial 285 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,757 when it takes two to tango. 286 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,759 Or two-step depending on where you go. 287 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,628 * Just shake your little booty * 288 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:21,862 * Shake your booty-- 289 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,096 Lori, Rachel, stop it, please. 290 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,765 I've heard just about enough I can hear 291 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,833 out of you little cackling hens. 292 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,100 Baby, I'm gonna go take a nap. 293 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:28,101 Well, you might as well 294 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,102 get all the naps you can now, 295 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,103 'cause when that baby come, 296 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,805 he gonna wear your old ass out. 297 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,175 You know, you two could be nicer to him. 298 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,644 He is the father of my children. 299 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,945 Allegedly. 300 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,647 Yeah, 'cause I don't know who that little girl look like, 301 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,181 but it ain't you or me. 302 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,449 Don't talk about my baby girl like that. 303 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,516 I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 304 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,485 Stop it, cut it out. Whose child is she? 305 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,189 (muffled shouting) 306 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:52,860 Can y'all keep it down? 307 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,427 I'm trying to take a nap! 308 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,197 Can't get no respect around here. 309 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,899 Cackling hens. 310 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:06,807 I love you. 311 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,441 I love you. 312 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,442 Yes, I love you. 313 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:10,778 You say something, baby? 314 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,280 Uh, no, I was talking to the baby. 315 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,481 You hungry? 316 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,883 No, no, no, I'm okay. 317 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:16,950 I do got a little craving 318 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,819 for some of them Dungeness crab legs, though. 319 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,487 But right now, I'll just take some sugar. 320 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,289 Eww, no, not until you wipe 321 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,824 that sugar off your lips. 322 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,358 What you been eating, Tony? 323 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,960 Donuts, again? 324 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,029 No. I'm on a diet. 325 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,630 I was eating sugar cookies. 326 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:34,534 Oh, Tony, are you just gonna sit on that couch all day? 327 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,836 It's what I do every day. 328 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,971 Now, come on over here and sit on Daddy's lap. 329 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,506 No. No, thank you. 330 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,774 I think I will pass. 331 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,476 But you can come up off that disability check. 332 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,648 Yeah, here you go. 333 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,783 Thank you. 334 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,251 You ain't gonna spend it all, is you? 335 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,520 Uh, yeah, that's really not for you to worry about. 336 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,788 You just go ahead and keep on 337 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,189 rocking little Tony and Toneeka 338 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,925 and I'm gonna put Antonia in the crib. 339 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,326 Move your little chunky-ass leg. 340 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,493 (knocking) 341 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,729 Oh, baby, can you get that? 342 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,864 I've eaten and I can't get up. 343 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:05,999 Oh. Hey. 344 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,200 Hey, sis! 345 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,802 Hey, Donnie! 346 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:09,803 Brother, how you-- 347 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,272 Brother, how you been, man? 348 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,941 I ain't seen you in a minute. 349 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:17,077 Yeah, you got all these damn kids keeping me away, playboy. 350 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,278 And look at Rachel. 351 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,612 Girl, what you doing looking all feminine? 352 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,214 Shut up, fat ass. 353 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,449 I don't get it. 354 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,751 Why are y'all two together in the first place? 355 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,886 First and foremost, do the turn. 356 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,888 That's the first reason. 357 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,290 Second reason, man, I just like bringing chicks back home, 358 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,159 and I showed her the way, brother, you understand me. 359 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,494 He got me, he's right, he got me. 360 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,596 Stop bragging. You ready to go, sis? 361 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,431 Oh, yeah, let me just get my big purse. 362 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,233 Big purse? Where y'all going? 363 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,135 Where we going? Where ain't we going? 364 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,805 We about to go to the Crazy Crab! 365 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,907 All-you-can-eat buffet, baby. 366 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,242 Yeah. We would invite you, 367 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,844 but then we gotta call the fire department 368 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,179 and they gotta break out the jaws of life, 369 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,947 and that's just to get you out the house. 370 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:57,785 Then we have to rent a flatbed with a crane on it to get you on the truck, 371 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,186 and that's not even talking about 372 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,788 getting your big ass back in the house. 373 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,522 And we don't have a babysitter. 374 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,791 I'm not that fat. 375 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,258 I done lost a couple pounds. 376 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,460 Where? In your fingernails? 377 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,562 You can't physically get up. 378 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,999 I don't think you're supposed to be rocking 379 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,034 both babies in one arm like that, by the way. 380 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,302 Uh, yeah, and by the way, Tony, 381 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,337 I forgot to tell you, I'm pregnant again. 382 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,538 Girl, you tripping. 383 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,107 You pregnant? 384 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,609 Am I the daddy? 385 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,811 No. 386 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,245 This one's on me, dog. 387 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,814 What? 388 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,881 Stop reaching, man, 389 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,349 you're not gonna be able to get me. 390 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,218 Put at least one baby down before you hit me next time. 391 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,352 Listen, it just happened, 392 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,221 we went to the Crazy Crab one night, 393 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,489 things got crazy, all right? 394 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,826 Ladies? Let's go, baby. 395 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,293 Hey, man, at least bring me back a doggy bag. 396 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,162 You don't need another doggy bag. 397 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,064 Man, I was the one that told y'all about the Crazy Crab! 398 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,034 He's throwing food again. 399 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,570 I'm naming him Donnie. 400 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,939 Ooh! 401 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,376 I was the one that told y'all about the Crazy Crab. 402 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,845 (sighs) 403 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,980 Oh, no, see, I can't handle having no more kids. 404 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,481 That ain't gonna work. 405 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,462 What's up, Tone? 406 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,629 Don't andquot;what's up, Tone 407 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,730 I see how you get down. 408 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,932 Huh? (scoffs) 409 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:19,967 Look, y'all better not be trying 410 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,134 to go to the Crazy Crab without me. 411 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,469 All hell is gonna break loose up in here. 412 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,571 The Crazy Crab? 413 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,906 Look, man, I came over here 414 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,040 'cause me and a couple of the fellas 415 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,175 are going down to the cigar lounge. 416 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,342 We wanted to see if you wanted to roll. 417 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,511 Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, no, that's cool. 418 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,913 Let me just shake this daze off. 419 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,581 What you doing sleeping in the middle of the day for, anyway? 420 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,283 You in preschool or something? 421 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,750 I got a lot on my mind, man. 422 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:38,751 In fact, you got a minute? 423 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,987 Why don't you grab a seat? 424 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,255 I don't have a moment, and why don't you grab a stand? 425 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,791 Come on, man, let's go. I am serious. 426 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,663 Is everything all right? 427 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,265 Lisa hit me with a doozy. 428 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,201 I knew those kids wasn't yours, man. 429 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,936 Ebony ain't even got nobody's face. 430 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,204 Man, cut it out. 431 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,139 Them kids is mine. 432 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,340 But I did have the craziest dream 433 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,674 that I'm not gonna get into right now. 434 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,944 Look... 435 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,913 Lisa's pregnant. 436 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,480 Wow. Yeah. 437 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,182 Like that? Like that. 438 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,552 That's a lot to take in. 439 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,756 Um... how do you feel about it? 440 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,625 You know, I think I'm still in shock. 441 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,093 I don't really know how I feel. 442 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,594 I mean, it's great and all, 443 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,729 but you know, Devin and Ebony 444 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,431 are almost out of the house. 445 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,399 Well, not almost, but you know what I mean. 446 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:29,836 I'm ready to be an empty-nester, travel the world. 447 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,838 You know, do everything me and Lisa always wanted to do. 448 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,373 And then this gets dropped on us. 449 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,775 Dropped on you, huh? Mmm. 450 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,510 Let me tell you something, man. 451 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,047 A baby is a blessing. 452 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,951 I mean, I wish I could end up with half of what you got. 453 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,386 You told anybody yet? 454 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,387 No, just you. 455 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,821 You ain't even told Lisa? 456 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,091 Lisa knows. 457 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,960 How'd she find out? 458 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,327 Really? 459 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,965 Did you tell your dad yet? 460 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,566 (sighs) You know what? I haven't. 461 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,733 I'm gonna give him a call right now. 462 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,969 Man, call him on the way. 463 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,070 He can meet us there. 464 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,404 Meet us where? 465 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,405 We're going out, man. 466 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,573 You about to be a daddy again. 467 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,276 Forget the cigar lounge, let's get you some drinks. 468 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,310 Why not? 469 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,545 Check this here out, though, brother. 470 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,215 Would you mind letting me hold something 471 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,750 so we can both drink? 472 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,986 You a cold piece of work. 473 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,021 What? I don't wanna drink alone. 474 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,760 So what's up, Big Tone? What you drinking, man? 475 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,029 I guess I'll have a beer. 476 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,030 But make mine a light. 477 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,299 Make mine dark-skinned. 478 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,567 Yeah, man, I'm just trying to cut back on them carbs, 479 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,436 make sure I'm in shape to throw the football around 480 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,570 with my new little man. 481 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,039 I feel that, but, uh, 482 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,307 what if it's a girl, Tone? 483 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,641 Then I really need to be in shape 484 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,410 so I can fight off her little men. 485 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,414 Oh, there you are, Dad. Glad you made it. 486 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,349 Yeah, barely. 487 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,618 Son, what in the hell made you pick a bar 488 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,386 on this side of town? 489 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,122 This is where me and the boys hang out. 490 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:58,791 You ought to consider one on the other side of the tracks. 491 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,527 Bartender! Hey, hey! 492 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,462 Give me two. 493 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,930 So what's up, Mr. Stallworth, man? 494 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,165 You excited to be a grandfather again? 495 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,067 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 496 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,136 Now, the best thing about being a grandpa 497 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,403 is that you get to play with 'em 498 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,504 and then send 'em on home. 499 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,440 (chuckling) 500 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,542 Son, what the hell's wrong with you? 501 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,210 I guess I'm just still in shock. 502 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,212 Thought my baby-raising days were through. 503 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,813 Mmm. Yeah. 504 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,484 I remember the feeling when I got my andquot;oops 505 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,054 When you had your what? 506 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,489 Well, that's when a child is not planned 507 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,224 but it just happens. 508 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,225 That's an-- 509 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,127 That's an andquot;oops baby. 510 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,228 What-- 511 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,630 I didn't know Todd was an andquot;oops 512 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,599 No, Todd was planned. 513 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,302 Wait, wait, this isn't where you tell me 514 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,503 that I got some brother or sister 515 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,072 floating around somewhere, is it? 516 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,239 No, you don't. 517 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,308 Not to my knowledge. 518 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,577 But then... 519 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,911 Oops. 520 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,716 You were an andquot;oops 521 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,750 I was, too. 522 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,656 I was an andquot;oops 523 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,926 Son, what the hell is the big deal? 524 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,595 So you weren't planned. 525 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,531 We raised you right and you turned out to be halfway decent. 526 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,867 Now, don't look at it like it's a bad thing. 527 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,336 A new baby is... 528 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,506 I know, I know. A new baby is a blessing. 529 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:23,276 No, I was gonna say it's a pain in the ass. 530 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,912 But I guess deep, deep down inside, 531 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,682 it's a blessing in disguise. 532 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,351 Well, aside from your father not wanting you, 533 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,120 I always liked your dad, Tony. 534 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,022 All right. So let's give up a toast. 535 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:39,659 Drink up and get the hell on out of here. 536 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,228 To bad fathers! 537 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,231 Or just beer. 538 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,533 I heard that, girl. 539 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,702 Yeah, that remains to be seen. 540 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,204 Ooh. 541 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,705 Uh, Rachel, let me call you right back. 542 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,374 I got a little pain in my side. 543 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,542 No, no. No, no, no, no. 544 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,643 I'm all right. I'm just-- 545 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,411 Call you back in a minute, okay? 546 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,615 Tony, what is all that? 547 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,717 It's called embracing what you got. 548 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,520 Look, I'm sorry about how I initially reacted 549 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,521 when you told me about the kid 550 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,922 but I am so on board 551 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,424 with this new baby thing now. 552 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,725 I don't even care what sex it is, 553 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:17,029 as long as he's healthy and has nine or ten toes. 554 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,531 I realized that having a new baby 555 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,200 is not only a pain in the ass 556 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,169 but a blessing, and I'm truly blessed 557 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,671 to have a beautiful woman like you carrying my seed. 558 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,406 Aww. 559 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,874 Now, did you tell the kids yet? 560 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,443 No. They don't come home until tomorrow. 561 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,345 They gonna be so surprised. I can see 'em now. 562 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,480 They gonna be like, cool. 563 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,481 Then bury their heads 564 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,482 right back in their cell phones. 565 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,749 Probably. 566 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,084 Baby, um... 567 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,486 You know, I'm just-- I'm just so happy 568 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,787 that you're on board with me on this. 569 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,622 On board? Girl, I'm way ahead of you. 570 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,023 I'm even gonna start doing 571 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,692 the health kick thing with you, too, I'm on it. 572 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,693 You want me to get some abs? 573 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,760 I'll get some abs, girl. 574 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,929 How many you want? Six? Eight? 12? 575 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,365 I'm happy with the one you have. 576 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,234 All right, cool, I'm gonna get a couple more, 577 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,504 'cause I want to see all my kids grow up and grow old. 578 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,207 You ain't gonna be the only sexy mama in the grocery store. 579 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,908 Well, in my case, it'd be sexy papa, 580 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:02,975 but you know what I'm talking about. 581 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,213 Yeah, I gotcha, papa. 582 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,647 Girl, we should go celebrate. 583 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,516 Enough with the Crazy Crab, Tony. 584 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,650 None of that Crazy Crab. 585 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,784 You ain't eating like that no more. 586 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,052 We going to Salads for Less. 587 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,054 Oh. Okay, sounds good. 588 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,256 Save a little money, you know. 589 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,457 Ooh! Oh. 590 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,725 (wincing) You all right? 591 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,859 I don't know, I keep getting 592 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,228 this little pain in my side, 593 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,129 it's like a little twinge. 594 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,731 (groans) It's a little sharp. 595 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,998 Oh, no, that's not good. It's a little sharp. 596 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,400 Yeah, let me get you into the car, 597 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,236 we're gonna go to your doctor right now, come on. 598 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,514 Baby, could you please-- please stop pacing? 599 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,250 You're gonna burn a hole into the ground. 600 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,851 I'm nervous. I pace when I'm nervous. 601 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:45,952 Okay, please stop, though, 602 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,387 'cause you're making me more nervous. 603 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,155 Okay, okay, okay. 604 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,660 Okay, go back to the pacing. 605 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,729 Okay, look, I got to admit, I'm kinda scared. 606 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,398 Baby, don't be scared. 607 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,132 Well, when you was grabbing your side and everything, 608 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,068 I just-- I just want to make sure that you're okay 609 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,003 and that the baby's okay. 610 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,805 Come here. 611 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:09,141 As long as I have you, I'm gonna be fine, okay? 612 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,743 I just-- I really need you to calm down. 613 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,944 Okay. I'm-- 614 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,814 I'm calm, I'm calm. (exhales) 615 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,349 Give it to us straight, Doc, is the baby okay? 616 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,017 Oh, well, you see, Mr. Stallworth-- 617 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,820 Calm down, Mr. Stallworth, it's not that bad. 618 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,422 Not that bad? Tony, please, calm down. 619 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,823 Relax. 620 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,425 Doctor? Mm-hmm? 621 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,126 Am I gonna lose this baby? 622 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,227 No. 623 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,630 As a matter of fact, there's nothing to lose. 624 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,500 It's a kidney stone. 625 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,501 What? I don't-- I don't-- I don't-- 626 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,502 I don't understand. 627 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,771 You're not pregnant, Mrs. Stallworth. 628 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,508 But after all we've been through in these past few days? 629 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,809 Oh, somebody's having a baby. 630 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,311 You're right. 631 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,912 Mrs. Anderson in the next room, 632 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,047 but as far as this room is concerned, 633 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,649 Mrs. Stallworth is not pregnant. 634 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,218 But the pregnancy test came out positive. 635 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,020 Well, I'm not pointing any fingers, 636 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,123 but the number-one cause of false positives is human error. 637 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,626 You took the test wrong, Mrs. Stallworth. 638 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,430 I was looking forward to having a new baby around the house. 639 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,398 Oh, well, I can prescribe fertility pills. 640 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,533 Whoa, pump your brakes, Doc. 641 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,134 Two kids are enough. 642 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,870 Um, Doctor, just out of curiosity, 643 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,972 what causes kidney stones? 644 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,106 Well, lots of times, it's caused 645 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,208 by a protein buildup in the system, 646 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,810 often from too much seafood. 647 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,446 Have you been eating a lot of seafood? 648 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,649 Um... 649 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,650 Hmm. 650 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,884 Baby, I have-- 651 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,354 I have a little confession that I have to make. 652 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,423 I have been eating at the Crazy Crab the past few weeks. 653 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,491 You've been going without me? 654 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,460 It was a pregnancy craving. 655 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:37,564 Did you say the Crazy Crab? Mm-hmm. 656 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,566 Oh, that all-you-can eat 657 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,735 Dungeness crab is off the hook! 658 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,638 We should go sometime. 659 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,374 Hey, we can go right now. 660 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,776 Let me deliver this baby and I'll meet you there. 661 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,177 Oh, and save me a bib. 662 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,846 They're always running out of bibs. 663 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,648 I like her. She's nice. 664 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,083 Yeah.